Never go hiking with an Army Ranger...

Everyone has been hiking once or twice with what seemed like a super human biological freak leading (or dragging) us to the summit. Even if you haven't been tortured by such an experience, everyone needs to read what Doghouse Reilly experienced on a recent hiking excursion with an Army Ranger.

From the article:

We scrambled up the mountain, always thinking that the summit was just over the next ridge. However, by the time we reached that next ridge, the earth had belched up another mound of rock for us to scale. Even G.I. Joe was getting a little disheartened at times; this wasn't good. I had elaborate plans for a celebratory heart attack upon reaching the summit, but I was beginning to have my doubts.

An outstanding and very funny read.